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I am Joseph Crim; the fifteenth chef of Banica Conchita.
I don't give a damn that she eats like... and is as fat as.... a pig!
... What was that? A prince? Ha! N-not a chance!
Oh, my dearest...
Wanna know something? Can't trust a being! They will always turn on you and try to stab you in the back! Use you like an animal! Don't say I live a miserable life! I will survive while you're dead!
But it would have never happened.
Running away is the best option! If you can't be caught, you can't be used!
But I should have married her.
Hey, spend a day in my life and cook the bottom of a barrel. You'll see why I'm like this. Forced to kill and cook the corpse does things to your mind. Ha!
My drug. If used wrong, it's a poison. Wanna see why?
I was running, but it was meant to be with you.
I'm sorry. People say I'm paranoid. I'm not paranoid. I'm just phagophobic, that's all.
... What? Is she behind me?
!!!
DON'T DO THAT. KEEP THAT UP, AND YOU'RE NEXT.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAzgj_…
I don't give a damn that she eats like... and is as fat as.... a pig!
... What was that? A prince? Ha! N-not a chance!
Oh, my dearest...
Wanna know something? Can't trust a being! They will always turn on you and try to stab you in the back! Use you like an animal! Don't say I live a miserable life! I will survive while you're dead!
But it would have never happened.
Running away is the best option! If you can't be caught, you can't be used!
But I should have married her.
Hey, spend a day in my life and cook the bottom of a barrel. You'll see why I'm like this. Forced to kill and cook the corpse does things to your mind. Ha!
My drug. If used wrong, it's a poison. Wanna see why?
I was running, but it was meant to be with you.
I'm sorry. People say I'm paranoid. I'm not paranoid. I'm just phagophobic, that's all.
... What? Is she behind me?
!!!
DON'T DO THAT. KEEP THAT UP, AND YOU'RE NEXT.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAzgj_…
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Hell's Kitchen
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I have a spatula...
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All I do is work...
(Hey guys.
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Since Evillious is making a comeback, here's another group to join!
#Pokevillious (https://www.deviantart.com/pokevillious)
It's a Pokemon-Evillious crossover group.)
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(I changed Joseph.
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He's still paranoid and all. I JUST MADE IT MORE OBVIOUS. I changed the text describing him. I also made him a bit sadistic.
He also has a second face. This one is more depressed due to his poor decisions.
His continuity still applies. Enjoy!)
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(I'm glad that...
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Evillious is making a comeback.
~TheCursed-Gardener (https://www.deviantart.com/thecursed-gardener):iconthedukes-favorite::iconp-retend-princess::iconsealed-seductor:, just to name a few...
But can someone pay attention to the OLDER Evillious accounts. Which are made up of... *looks around* I think it's mainly me. I mean... :iconaskpsychoticpalenoel: might be on...
AskmeifyouwanttoseemyotherEvilliousaccountspleaseI'mlonely)
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...Hello.
*hows* Hello!
How are you, Sir Carlos?
*paise*
NOW, this conversation is over.
NOW, this conversation is over.
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Ever get the feeling your gonna die?
Honestly, not that often.
Odd...I thought your life would be in constant danger